You May Not Kiss the Bride

Katharine McPhee, Mena Suvari, Dave Annable, Kathy Bates, Rob Scheider, Tia Carrere

MV5BMTc4MjM3Nzk5MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzUwNzcxOA@@._V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_Bryan, an animal photographer and all-round nice guy, gets unintentionally embroiled in an immigration deal with a Croatian mobster. He is forced to marry the mobster’s daughter, Masha, so she can get a green card and live in the US legally. The deal is that they divorce after a year, and that Bryan is definitely NOT to touch her. But alas, he falls in love! This can only mean trouble.

On the honeymoon Masha is kidnapped. Bryan has to team up with his crazy assistant, a waitress from the hotel, and her rambo-esque cousin to rescue her. Is love really worth it?

Every piece of action in this film is entirely predictable. The plot is more than entirely predictable – it’s ridiculously formulaic. It doesn’t work, and didn’t work right from the very start. Nobody could do anything with their roles because they were so stereotyped, and it’s all been done before. Bad form!



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